{"id":40798,"date":"2023-02-06T07:41:22","date_gmt":"2023-02-06T06:41:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/a-desk.org\/?p=40798"},"modified":"2023-07-10T11:25:02","modified_gmt":"2023-07-10T09:25:02","slug":"sashimi-de-celacant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/a-desk.org\/ca\/magazine\/sashimi-de-celacant\/","title":{"rendered":"Sashimi de Celacant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un rinoceront. Tres estru\u00e7os. I un pop, per\u00f2 no en un garatge, sin\u00f3 a les catacumbes del recentment inaugurat <em>Four Seasons<\/em> de Madrid, el pen\u00faltim hotel de cinc estrelles, no diguem l&#8217;\u00faltim perqu\u00e8 en aquesta ciutat sempre hi haur\u00e0 un altre hotel de luxe m\u00e9s a punt d&#8217;obrir les portes. I tancar-les darrere del turista que baixa en massa fervorosa el <em>Food Court<\/em> com si acud\u00eds a un espectacle d&#8217;atraccions. Va a buscar la fauna i la flora abissal, l&#8217;exotisme dram\u00e0tic, el rococ\u00f3 bizarro i exagerat i carregat de tota aquesta imatgeria enlluernadora: de pas de Setmana Santa, tan sup\u00e8rbia, tan espanyola, d&#8217;uns restaurants i \u201cespais gastron\u00f2mics\u201d en els que el menjar no passa de simple element anecd\u00f2tic, encara que per descomptat, tamb\u00e9 decoratiu. Neons, plantes tropicals, fustes nobles\u2026 Em pregunto quan vam deixar de dinar en restaurants de taula i estovalles blanques, amb coberteria i banys convencionals, a sopar en locals amb dos lleons de l&#8217;Alhambra a manera d&#8217;aixetes als serveis. Quan van comen\u00e7ar els restaurants a tornar-se parcs tem\u00e0tics on el men\u00fa importa poc. Encara que ben pensat, cap dels clients consumiria m\u00e9s de tres-centes calories, aix\u00ed que tampoc passa res.<\/p>\n<p>D&#8217;un temps en\u00e7\u00e0, despr\u00e9s del recorregut habitual de botigues per la Gran Via, baixar al <em>Four Seasons<\/em> s&#8217;ha tornat com entrar al <em>Primark<\/em>, una altra visita obligada per al turista de prov\u00edncia \u2014o itali\u00e0, quants italians i francesos de botigues un diumenge, caldria fer un reportatge sobre el tema\u2014, aquest turista de cap de setmana que es gasta en dos dies el que guanya en un mes. Tampoc no han de venir de gaire lluny els visitants, perqu\u00e8 Madrid tamb\u00e9 s&#8217;est\u00e0 convertint perillosament per al local, per al madrileny, en objectiu de turisme, en un invent permanent de rabiosa actualitat, un altre gadget, una novetat cont\u00ednua. Madrid com a souvenir de si mateix. Ve el turista aqu\u00ed, al <em>Lobby<\/em> del <em>Four Seasons<\/em>, o als restaurants del barri de Salamanca, a admirar, com si fossin a un museu o d&#8217;aparadors: fanalets japonesos, formigues gegants de porcellana, urnes plenes de gel picat per exposar les ostres o un aquari que va del terra al sostre t\u00e8nuement il\u00b7luminat on els peixos de colors contemplen els comensals, no menjant, sin\u00f3 fent selfies.<\/p>\n<p>Al carrer Jorge Juan, cada deu passos ens ensopeguem amb un restaurant que m\u00e9s que un local sembla un parc tem\u00e0tic. Aquest sembla tret d&#8217;un cap\u00edtol de <em>Mad Men<\/em>. En aquest ets en una platja de Comporta i en aquell en una pel\u00b7l\u00edcula de James Bond. Cadasc\u00fa imperiosament (del llat\u00ed: \u201cque mana molt\u201d) diferent del del costat. La carta \u00e9s el menys important. El que importa \u00e9s l&#8217;experi\u00e8ncia dram\u00e0tica, oper\u00edstica i fuga\u00e7 d&#8217;estar cada nit en una s\u00e8rie diferent. D&#8217;HBO al barri de Salamanca, Netflix millor la deixem per a l&#8217;eix Gran Via. Aix\u00ed cada local t&#8217;ofereix un <em>background<\/em> diferent per a aquesta foto de l&#8217;Insta, una varietat assegurada d&#8217;escenografia particular, un set per a cada estat d&#8217;\u00e0nim i el consum conseq\u00fcent. Cada local \u00fanic, especial, inconfusible. La difer\u00e8ncia ja \u00e9s v\u00e0lida en si mateixa perqu\u00e8 aix\u00f2 \u00e9s el que ha acabat sent l&#8217;experi\u00e8ncia: un esdeveniment de distinci\u00f3. Al cap i a la fi quan anem a un hospital o una oficina de correus, o un ministeri o una escola, tots ens semblen iguals: lletjos, an\u00f2nims, sense mica de gr\u00e0cia. S\u00f3n llocs on l&#8217;\u00fanic que es consumeix \u00e9s la poca paci\u00e8ncia que ens queda, el mal humor, una punta d&#8217;angoixa. Sang, suor i ll\u00e0grimes. Nom\u00e9s els demanem que siguin funcionals, \u00e9s a dir, id\u00e8ntics, reconeixibles, utilitaris \u2014encara que despr\u00e9s no ho siguin per a res. Per\u00f2 si no ho \u00e9s, almenys semblar-ho. En realitat en el moment en qu\u00e8 en una instituci\u00f3 o en un organisme oficial ens ensopeguem amb aranyes de Murano, porticons de fusta o l&#8217;ocre d&#8217;uns frescos escampats \u00e9s quan ens haur\u00eden de fer tremolar: ai, aquests ajuntaments napolitans, aquests palaus de just\u00edcia centreeuropeus , laber\u00edntics, kafkians, cants, absolutament in\u00fatils.<\/p>\n<p>Per\u00f2, i amb els museus? Qu\u00e8 passa amb la National Gallery, la Tate o el Louvre? Quan el Prado i aquestes institucions solemnes es van tornar parcs d&#8217;atraccions, el T\u00edvoli o un altre ou Kinder? Quan el museu va passar de considerar-se \u201cHigh Brow\u201d a \u201cLow Brow\u201d? Recordem <em>Bande \u00e0 part<\/em>, la pel\u00b7l\u00edcula de Godard, rodada el 1969. Vegem una altra vegada la famosa escena en qu\u00e8 els tres amics, Odile, Franz i Arthur, es proposen travessar el Louvre en nou minuts i quaranta-tres segons, a la cursa . Quan l&#8217;escena es va rodar es va fer sense perm\u00eds, molt boig, al natural, i una de les coses que m\u00e9s sorpr\u00e8n, vista ara, \u00e9s comprovar que amb prou feines hi ha visitants a les sales i passadissos del museu. Al Louvre! Ning\u00fa per enlloc! I ara ens trobem cues de fins a mitja hora! Files interminables de visitants que travessen el museu en poc m\u00e9s d&#8217;aquells nou minuts, rajades com les del <em>Four Seasons<\/em> o el <em>Primark<\/em>, per\u00f2 no contemplant les obres, si no fent-se selfies i travessant passadissos que condueixen, sempre, al final del recorregut, com un gran pol atractor, a la cada vegada m\u00e9s gran botiga de regals. Al <em>Gift Shop<\/em> de torn. A comprar el mocador amb flors de Monet, una altra samarreta m\u00e9s amb la cara de Van Gogh, un anell r\u00e8plica d&#8217;aquell retrat renaixentista que tampoc no ha vist. Que ning\u00fa surti amb les mans buides, que compri el que sigui. Ja no ets un visitant als museus, estimat turista. Ara ets un client. Un col\u00b7leccionista d&#8217;aix\u00f2 tan elusiu i tot i aix\u00ed evident com \u00e9s una experi\u00e8ncia est\u00e8tica. Perqu\u00e8 al capdavall aix\u00f2 \u00e9s la bellesa: all\u00f2 que suggereix, all\u00f2 que provoca la imaginaci\u00f3, all\u00f2 que remet a una altra part. El lleig, el corredor d&#8217;un ministeri, el taulell d&#8217;un banc, la sala d&#8217;espera d&#8217;un hospital, el que \u00e9s funcional, s&#8217;acaba sempre en si mateix, no suggereix res. No ho necessita. El bell sempre t&#8217;explica una hist\u00f2ria, et parla, et condueix, et porta de la m\u00e0. 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